Friday, May 1, 2009

Death To The (Non) Believers!

anarchy.

that's all i can describe what stupid Americans are currently feeling in their precious walnut-sized brains. the "economic crisis" has become as "bad as ever" say some so called "experts". but the truth is out there.

in Africa, 2000km from any village is a bunker. there are armed guards with semi automatic machine guns, guarding a door. on the door is the symbol of the UN. 'whats the symbol of the UN doing on a door in a bunker in the middle of nowhere?' i hear you ask. the answer?

the internet.

the actual internet is in a room protected by armed guards in a bunker in the middle of nowhere. infact, this post is being uploaded to the room as you read this. i had someone spy on the bunker and they found that barack obama himself visited reguarly along with Queen elizabeth II. and always left with several truckloads of sacks with money symbols on them. i am yet to discover what barack and the queen are planning, but i will find out.

also, i have discovered that george w bush has been arrested for conspiracy to commit murder. poor barbera bush. oh well, till next time, rock on!!!!!!!!!!!

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